I'd be Jasper James, it's fun to say and has a slightly outlaw-ish feel.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy". I say it whenever I'm headed to a less desirable location.
Stanley Kubrick. He defines the art of film making to me. He can tell a detailed story with nothing more than framing and lighting. He pulls the audience into the moments with his use of sound.