“Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.” Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest
I say it when I want something to happen even though I know it’s completely illogical or maybe even impossible.
When I was five years old, I received a drum set complete with snare, cymbals, and a bass drum for Christmas. After banging on it for a bit, I guess I wasn’t getting the kind of “boom” sound I expected from the bass drum, so I laid the drum set on its side and then proceeded to jump up and backwards hoping to make a louder sound landing on it with my butt. Of course I went right through the skin and ruined the drum set. My Mom later confessed that she was THRILLED that I ruined the drums so she wouldn’t have to listen to me banging on them day in and day out.
1. People who blow their nose in a restaurant. It’s rude and unnecessary. Go the bathroom or step outside.
2. People who answer their phone just to tell the caller that they are too busy to take the call. Um, if you’re that busy then DON’T ANSWER YOUR PHONE! It’s rude and unnecessary. Let it go to voice mail or step outside and take the call. Hmmm…I’m noticing a theme.